Have you ever seen a place like this?
Situated in the middle of nowhere,
Where the MD is called ‘KUKU’
A few good companies come and recruit only a few,
Situated in the middle of nowhere,
in the silence of abandoned industries,
commute with only 'fatfaitya', please.
commute with only 'fatfaitya', please.
There the teenagers study engineering
with all the hypes and hopes,
soon they find their careers are gonna take a deep lope.
soon they find their careers are gonna take a deep lope.
Where the freshers' party is always worth a watch
because every year it ends up in a brawl.
Shouting, screaming, swearing on your mom,
the chairman runs with a stick behind the mob.
'Very inspirational', the seniors say,
teaching us the ways to be and not to be.
So enjoy the ragging or at least pretend,
One day you will find yourself pleased.
Have you ever seen a place like this?
who's the so called MBA,
but everyone knows that he's an illiterate
but everyone knows that he's an illiterate
who can't even spell his sorry ‘A’.
The Dr. Chairman is no less.
On the AIDS day he lectures us -
"Use Condoms AFTER sex".
Musical nights are also worth a watch.
DJ plays only Bhangra and folk.
As the peeps hit the floor
a rope partitions girls safely from the male whores.
Rock performances have their way too,
A cult of 10 head bang in front while the
thousand others feel disgusted with the tune.
Have you ever seen a place like this??
Where gals and guys are banned from sitting together,
not in the classrooms but in the canteen.
For the sake of protecting the sisterhood
someone's destroying their teen.
The love birds still find their ways
in the eternal ‘khopchas'.
It's a secret place to make love, people,
no one’s ever gonna catch ya!!
The lecturers in the class find empty chairs,
But somewhere there are no empty chairs.
KUKU goes crazy and calls his battalion.
But we know he's an alien.
While the guards shut the canteen down,
the daredevils jump off the walls
the losers return to the halls and this cycle carries on.
Have you ever seen a place like this??
A night before the exam everyone plays Counter-Strike.
The other day everyone prays the deity for a Favor-Strike.
The receptionist is now a TPO.
His biggest achievement is remembering KUKU's memo.
His biggest achievement is remembering KUKU's memo.
KUKU keeps hiring new lecturers,
ain't new for us though,
ain't new for us though,
who forgets the faces that ragged them so low ?
KUKU is now a dick-tator with a broom,
students realize that they are so doomed.
A few good companies come and recruit only a few,
the receptionist dials a phone or two.
While students introspect what went wrong,
time has come to bid goodbye.
Lucky ones get ready to stuff their belly,
Others pack their bags and head to Silicon Valley.
10% of real placements will become 100% on the charts.
People will get impressed and donate with full heart.
KUKU will get richer, chairman the richest,
And this group of institutions will keep getting the biggest.
Crazy, isn't it??
It’s a vicious circle Mr. Ogden Nash,
And it hurts a little bit.
Isn't such a place worth a visit??
Well not for me because I m sick of it!!!!
That’s my alma mater.
Have you ever seen a place like this?
