Have you ever seen a place like this?
In the middle of nowhere,
In the middle of nowhere,
There the teenagers study engineering
They come with all the hypes and hopes,
Only to find that their careers
Only to find that their careers
are gonna take a deep lope.
The freshers' party is worth a watch,
every year it ends up in a brawl.
Shouting, screaming, swearing on your mom,
Institute's chairman curses the young mob.Inspirational seniors then sermon the juniors.
Teaching the opposite of what's right or wrong.
So, enjoy the ragging or at least pretend,
There is no one to save you when the day ends.
Have you ever seen a place like this?
Who's designation is of a so called 'MBA'.
Everyone knows that he's an illiterate
Everyone knows that he's an illiterate
who can't even spell his sorry ‘A’.
The Dr. Chairman is no less.
On the AIDS day he lectures us -
"Use Condoms AFTER sex".
Musical nights are a binge watch.
DJ plays only Bhangra and folk.
As the peeps hit the floor,
a rope partitions the floor,
girls have to be saved from the male whores.
Rock performances get their way too.
A cult of 10 metal heads mosh pit with the tune,
while the majority others sullen the view.
Have you ever seen a place like this??
Gals and guys forbidden together in the canteen.
For the sake of protecting the sisterhood,
Management's destroying the teen.
The love birds still hide their ways
to the eternal ‘khopchas'.
A secret place to make love, people,
no one’s ever gonna catch ya!!
When the lecturers halls are empty, KUKU goes crazy.
The guards would ambush the canteen,
And the lovebirds would turn daredevil.
Heros jump off the walls, losers return to the lecture halls,
Everyday this inevitable cycle carries on.
Have you ever seen a place like this??
A night before the exam everyone is busy with Counter-Strike.
Next day everyone prays the deity for a Favor-Strike.
Final sem turns on and the former receptionist is now a TPO.
His biggest achievement is remembering KUKU's memo.
His biggest achievement is remembering KUKU's memo.
New trainers are hired for placements,
ain't new for the students though,
ain't new for the students though,
who forgets the faces that ragged them not so long ago ?
4 years flew by with a sonic boom,
students finally realize they are so doomed.
A few companies come and recruit a few.
The receptionist dials a phone or two.
The time has come to bid goodbye,
Lucky ones get ready to stuff their belly while
others pack their bags to start a struggle in Silicon Valley.
10% of real placements will become 100% on the charts.
Ignorant parents will get impressed and donate with full heart.
KUKU will get richer, Chairman the richest,
And this group of institutions will keep getting the biggest.
Isn't such a place worth a visit??
Well, not for me because I m sick of it!!!!
That’s my alma mater.
Have you ever seen a place like this?
